Monday, May 8, 2017

Morla- The Aged One





"When it comes to animal symbolism, the turtle is a great example of persistence, determination, endurance and more. By its very design, the turtle is a survivor. It has the ability to protect itself against harsh predators. The turtle is a great guide to call upon when we need to shield ourselves from oncoming attack." Also, there is no better representation of  the "sure and steady" message than that which this creature brings to our lives.


The turtle is also a powerful totem for protection, as withdrawing into its shell is an amazing self-defense mechanism. It has shown up as an ancient, mystical symbol of the collective wisdom and "balance" of the universe, in pop culture ranging from the 1980's cult classic, The Neverending Story ( Morla- the Aged One), to the Stephen King thriller (and my most favorite book of all time), IT.
The turtle stands as a perfect representation of my race at the Big Turtle 50 Miler this past weekend.


Last year I decided to take some time off of ultra running after a stretch of four ultras that each left me contemplating what the fuck I was doing out there. I figured out two things during the 2016 edition of one of my favorite trail races, 024. First, I had accomplished all the goals I had set for myself when I began my amazing journey into ultras, six year earlier. I had completed a 100 mile race- three of them, actually. I had completed 100 miles in under 24 hours. I had ran a PR of 108 miles in 24 hours. I felt extremely proud of these goals set and reached, and I honestly didn't know what, if any, new running related challenges I wanted to set for myself.

Secondly, I just wasn't having fun. Don't get me wrong, I still loved trail running very much; but being out there for hours and hours, away from my kids for most of a day...well...it, in a word, sucked.

After hitting the 50k mark at O24, this understanding came to me like an epiphany. The truth is, on some level I had known this was the reality for quite some time, I just couldn't admit it to myself. Being an ultra runner has been such a huge part of what makes me ME, for so damned long, that I was terrified to think about the possibility of leaving it behind, if only briefly. I vividly remember sitting down in our green camp chair, choking back tears as I tried to explain all this to my always patient and understanding wife. "Who am I without ultrarunning? It has brought out all of the best parts of me. It makes me stronger in everything I do. What makes me special if I'm not the guy who runs 100 miles? What's my "thing". What message am I sending to our kids if I walk away from this dream I've chased for so long?" Ang listened and comforted me. Then she helped me pack up our mountain of supplies, tents, and various what-nots, which we had setup only hours earlier, and we headed over to the local YMCA with our kiddos for an amazing day of splashing around the pool together.

I took a week off of all workouts. As the weeks and then months passed, I began to gain some perspective. I was still running, lifting, swimming, and I had begun devoting more time to learning to break-dance. What a blast! I realized that my body had needed a break, more than I could have guessed. I felt my energy levels rising steadily, and my memory and concentration improved as I was finally getting seven or more hours of sleep regularly. My weekend long runs were scaled way back. Instead of 20-25 miles on a Saturday morning, I was taking on 10-12, and skipping a weekend here and there. I made rest a high priority. I re-vamped my training plan to minimize miles and maximize rest and recovery. It quickly became clear that I had made the right decision.

Then, back in or around January of this year, I started to get that familiar urge to tackle 100 miles again. Though I was feeling that awesome excitement that comes with an enormously challenging goal, I worried that I'd get out there, 50 miles deep in a 100 miler, and find all those old anxieties and uncertainties waiting for me. In particular, when I get deep into the pain cave, with my head in it's darkest race place, I start to doubt if it's "OK" to be running for an entire Saturday that I could be with my kids. So I talked to each of my babies. I explained how I was feeling and ask their opinions. They both told me how stupid I am :) They let me know that they want me to have my own dreams, and to get out there and chase them. Not only do they not mind the small amount of time that running takes, they encourage and support my decision to continue challenging myself through ultras. Yes, my kids rule.

So began my journey back into ultras this year. I signed up for a Fall 100 that I've had my eye on for a while. Though I love running in the heat and humidity, my body tends to rebel in those conditions, so a late fall 100 seems like the right choice. Having scheduled my 100 miler, I began to search for a Spring 50 miler, more to test the waters than as physical training. Eventually I landed on the Big Turtle 50 Miler.

The 2017 Big Turtle was a first year event put on by an established group called Next Opportunity Events. It was located a relatively short 2 1/2 hours from home, in the gorgeous college town of Morehead, KY.

Our trip to the Turtle started the day before the race. I took a half day off work to finish packing and load up the car, before heading out around 1PM. It was wonderful to get a few extra hours with my babies! We played some UNO, read books, and watched Blended on the short ride to Olive Hill, KY.
The Quality Inn we chose for our weekend home-base, was under construction. Big time. As we pulled in, I spotted a lower level room close to the lobby, that had been stuffed to the ceiling with mattresses. The curtain, which could have easily concealed this strangeness, was hanging wide-open. Ooooookaaaaaaaay. Upon entering the joint, we quickly recognized the signs of construction, er, uhm, destruction? There was scaffolding in the halls, loud clanking and banging from all directions, and a virtual gauntlet of tools, tarps, and construction crewmen lining the narrow passage. In fact, a large pile of tools blocked our very own doorway. Let me tell y'all, this wasn't in the brochure.
We performed our traditional strip-the-beds-search-for-bedbugs, before quickly unpacking and getting comfy.


Suddenly there came a rapping, as of someone (not so)gently tapping, tapping (banging) on our chamber... wall. Quoth the Carroll's, "da fuck?" The clanging moved up into the ductwork in the room behind ours. I'm pretty sure we had the only room on the ground level that wasn't gutted, or in the process of being so.

I checked the time, and we opted to head over to the race start- about 30 minutes away- to pick up my packet and scout out the start/finish area. Super glad we did this, since we arrived at the start with a whopping five minutes to spare on race morning! If we hadn't gotten a handle on where to park and had my bib picked up, I would have been one of those unlucky bastards starting fifteen minutes after the official ready, set, go. Plus, the shirt for Big Turtle was completely badass and is now my most favoriteset race shirt ever, so picking it up early meant I got to post lots of selfies pre-race. As we all know, if you don't post selfies, the run never happened.





There was a pre-race meal, which my family was invited to partake in by the race management; however, my kiddos are quite picky eaters, so we just grabbed some delicious breadsticks and I swiped a scoop of spaghetti as well.

I actually was in the mood for some traditional pre-race carb loading in the form of pasta. A quick Google search of pasta restaurants in the area yielded poultry results, landing us at the Pizza Hut right outside our hotel door. I had a big bowl of spaghetti, while Ang, Xan, and Izabella enjoyed a pan pizza. Perfect. Service and food were excellent. I particularly enjoyed the beautiful accents :)


We headed back to the hotel with full bellies and anxious energy. The kids and I hit the pool for a round of water wrestling, which involves the two of them flinging themselves on top of me and trying to drag me under, while Izabella pretends she isn't really trying to dunk me whennever I'm about to dunk her back. Though I'll never admit it to him, my son is almost big enough and strong enough to dunk me pretty easily these days. I have to use the old, "I just went under to get you too," routine, more and more often.

I finished getting my gear ready while the kids showered. After a spritz myself, we all settled in to watch an episode of our current Netflix binge, Switched at Birth. (There's a good possibility I'm in love with Vanesso Marano, fyi.)




It's a true testament to how pooped we all were, when our episode froze up due to the crappy free Wi-Fi connection, and it was Xander who suggested, "Let's just turn it off. I'm tired and I want to read a little bit (of To Kill a Mockingbird) before I go to sleep. Everyone agreed.

No sooner than the lights went out, there came a rapping...again. This time it was in the form of the dueshbag in the room on the other side of us, screaming to some other person, who couldn't be heard at all, btw. When I say screaming, what I mean is this dude was having a conversation with another person, but it was the loudest possible volume a human voice can reach without actually being considered "screaming". Normally I'm so tired at the end of each day, nothing keeps me awake. A fucking dump-truck filled with dynamite could crash through the wall and not disturb me. However, I was at the tale end of my taper, sitting on a full week of solid sleep, and two days of absolutely no exercise. I was wound up like a damn trampoline spring. My fam had an equally hard time getting to sleep. Always a nice predicament when you have to rise and shine at 5AM for a 50 Mile race.
Just as the warm arms of sleep had wrapped themselves around me, I was abruptly awoken by a high-pitched, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep! Ahhhhck! I was sharing a bed with Xan. Izzy and Ang were in the other. Noone seemed fazed by this development but me. Orienting myself as quickly as possible in the pitch black, unfamiliar surroundings, I finally tracked the source of the beeping...to my son's watch. Blindly jabbing the several hundred buttons accomplished nothing. Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep! Xander stirred enough to yank his wrist from my grasp. "Dude," I called through the darkness. Your alarm is going off! Make it stop!"

An unintelligible sound escaped his lips as he rolled over away from me.
"Duuuuuude!"
This went on for some minutes.

Finally...silence. Beautiful, luxurious silence....fuck. Now I had to piss.
After waking four more times to drain the main vein, and feeling as if I'd not slept a wink, my own alarm went off.

While I always experience some amount of nerves before a race- whether it be a local 5k, or a tough-as-hell 100 miler- Big Turtle race morning was over-the-top. My stomach was so knotted up that I couldn't eat much, yet the morning pre-race dumper wasn't working. On top of this, we had woke to storm-blackened skies and heavy rain. The forecast had called for a dry, hot day. Blah. While I enjoy running in the rain sometimes, and while, as an ultrarunner, I am prepared for and embrace all types of challenges, I was really looking to work at a PR, and had no desire to slog through 50 miles of shoe-sucking mud. I had so much anxiety by the time we got to the start that a really big part of me thought about DNS-ing. What. The actual. Fuck?



Arriving late actually helped me out for a change. I had no time to continue worrying, because I had to focus entirely on getting my drop bag finished and in place, stretching, and doing a final gear check. I smooched and hugged my babies, and my baby momma, and hurried to the start. As the pre-race directions began, I still had no damned clue where to put my drop bag. It was critical I get it to the correct aid station, because there were a few essential items in it, including my pre-portioned baggies of Tailwind for the return trip on this out-n-back course. I texted my wife to please, please, please help me. She and the kids were sitting in the van, just a few feet away, to watch me start. Ang ran over and got my drop bad squared away. Thanks again, baby!






Like the dumb-ass I am, I caught not one word of the pre-race instructions. I was too busy stretching and dealing with the drop bag. Before I knew it, the race was underway!







The Big Turtle included marathon and 50 mile options. Both distances began at 7AM. We began by running a short 3/4 mile or so on pavement, until we reached the forest- and first major climb. Affectionately dubbed, "Heart Attack Hill," by the local running community, I kind of enjoyed the first three miles of nearly non-stop climbing. Coming mostly in the form of switchbacks, I fell into a groove with the long line of runners ahead of me, and just settled in for a great day, all of my crazy anxiety melting away as I climbed higher.
The race website claimed the course has about 2600' of climbing. I feel like it was a lot more, but I've yet to verify this on my Garmin. I may simply be suffering from, holy-shit-this-race-kicked-my-ass-so-it-had-to-be-37,000'-of-elevation-change syndrome. At any rate, it was based on that kind of elevation, and the course description that said runners would climb up to the ridge, and then essentially run across it, that I built my pace chart for the day.

***** UPDATE ***** I downloaded my Garmin Data...

WTF?!?!


I went into Big Turtle with a plan. A pretty specific plan, actually. I find the process of building a pace chart and race plan to be extremely beneficial. It keeps me chill throughout the day, no matter how my race is going. I like having the numbers for my ideal finish, my "worst-case-scenario", and something right in the middle. Of course, my race plan factored in 7,000' less climbing than I got :/

The forecast called for a high of 90 degrees, and the rain had stopped a few minutes before we arrived at the start. The precipitation had worked to keep the morning temperature and humidity in a near perfect range; however, the huge-ass climb in those first miles set me about seven minutes off my ideal pace at the first aid station.


The aid station's for the race were spaced within 3-6 miles of each other for the first and last 17-ish miles of the race. My pace plan basically rotated between two cycles of run/walk- the first a little faster than the second. Since I was forced to do a lot of walking on the first section of the course, I opted to flip-flop my fast/ slow rotation, and was able to make up nearly all the time during the next section of the course, which included a large amount of gravel-coated, forest-service road. I made a mental note that this section could have potential to make up some time on the way back as well. Boy was I optimistic!

The third stretch of race course also included a fair amount of forest service road, as well as a lot of climbing on some beautiful single-track. I turned to my trusty iPod for support, starting with music and then moving to the Nerdist podcast. Seth Rogan, Wil Wheaton, Chris Hardwick, and a shit-ton of irreverent humor got me through the toughest patches of climbing.

My nutrition plan for Big Turtle was to get 99% of my calories from Tailwind, and grab solid food that caught my fancy. This was my first race using only liquid nutrition. I've seen many of my ultra running pals have success with this, and I constantly struggle to get enough solid food calories from sources that don't fuck my stomach up. To this end, I had loaded my hydration pack with Tailwind, and stashed re-fills in my drop bag, located (hopefully) at the 17-ish mile aid station. I carried Pedialyte in one handheld, and water in the other, until I ran out of Pedialyte. Then I re-filled both my handhelds at each of the aid stations with ice and water, and grabbed a small chocolate-covered donut at the second station. 

The fourth course segment was a series of rolling hills...that rolled up and up and freaking UP! By the time I hit the 17 mile aid station, I was 30-40 minutes behind my ideal pace, and I was pretty beat-down. This was my darkest part of the race, mentally. I had been dreading the last stretch of course leading out to the turnaround. It was eight miles of secluded, single-track, coming just at the time the day had decided to start bringing the pain in the form of heat and humidity.

The path to this aid station was just cruel, in only the way ultras can be. I popped out of the woods,, onto a gravel road, spying two volunteers sitting in camp chairs. I knew the aid station was coming up, and I could see the trail markers meandering back into the woods directly in front of me. There were no coolers, treats, or aid station supplies of any kind. I was worried for a split second, until one of the nice young people said, "Aid Station's at the bottom of the hill." Har-har. Of course it is. At the BOTTOM of this very long hill that I will then have to climb back up. You know the course is a bitch when you hate going DOWN hills!

At the aid station, some amazing volunteers helped me re-load my pack with Tailwind and ice, and re-filled my handhelds with water and more ice. While they were doing those things for me, I filled my bandana with yet more ice, and wrapped it around my neck...AHHHHHHH!  GLORIOUS ICE! I downed a half can of Coke, and a caffeinated Hammer espresso gel. I also rubbed down my legs and lower back woth some of my miracle muscle rub cream. Before heading back out, I strapped on an audiobook (the Sookie Stackhouse series book 4- Dead to the World). I want to take a minute here to give a nod to all of the amazing aid station volunteers at this event. Top fucking notch! Someone came running to me before I reached any of the aid stations, took whatever I needed filled, and had it back to me in a flash of awesomeness! Nothing but smiles and helpfulness all day long!

I got my audiobook going as I walked up that damned hill. I also took a minute to text my wife and let her know that I was behind schedule. Ang had taken our babies to a tour of Carter Caves, and I desperately wanted them to take their time and enjoy the day. At this point, based on the climbing, the adjustments to my pacing, and the ever increasing heat and humidity, I figured I would be about an hour off of my ideal time by the time I finished this sixteen mile out-n-back stretch of the course.

At the top of the hill I thanked the volunteers again, and turned left into the woods. This was a looooong, stretch of alone time. I started my book almost immediately, and resumed my run a little, hike up a hill, cycle. I was in a pretty low place for a big chunk of the "out" portion of this out-n-back. Fortunately Sookie and Eric kept me forging ahead!

Once again, I hit a long downhill as I approached the aid station. This was a fun stop. I had been counting people coming back from the turnaround, so I knew there were six guys and one girl ahead of me. The leader was light years ahead of everyone, and I am not a dude who's looking to win ultras. I'm a middle-of-the-packer, and I'm totally cool with that. I set challenges and goals for myself, and as long as I am consistently meeting those goals, I'm happy. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider the possibility that I could finish in the top 10. Maybe even the top 5. So when I arrived at the aid station, I immediately noticed that there were four guys there. They all seemed to be in a similar state to me...the heat affecting everyone by now.

I had been using a trekking pole, and at this point I was congratulating myself for the brilliance of that choice. I stuck it in the ground, out of the way of other runners, willing myself not to forget it. A very young little dude who was volunteering, ask me if he could refill my bottles. I happily said he could, and thanked him. Another volunteer, at the other end of the age spectrum, ask if I'd like my picture taken with the trail signage. Everyone was talking and smiling. It was nice to be around all this human interaction after nearly two hours alone in the woods.

I grabbed my handhelds from the young fella and sat them on the ground at my feet while I ate some watermelon slices. Yummy! As I grabbed a pack of blueberry "Breakfast Biscuits", another volunteer was frantically searching for the owner of my handhelds, thinking that some unfortunate runner had left them behind. I assured her that I would not leave without them...and then proceeded to leave without my trekking pole. One of the other runners actually caught me as I was leaving the aid station and ask, hadn't I had a pole when I came in? Thanks dude!

I crept slowly back up the long hill, downing another espresso gel as I got my book started again. The freshly repacked ice-bandana felt great around my neck. A couple guys had went out ahead of me, and a couple more passed me as I climbed. At this point I estimated I was in 11th place (10th dude). By the time I'd reached the top of the hill, I was engrossed in my book, and the pure joy of knowing that I had passed the halfway point. Every step I took from here on out was a step closer to the finish, and my kiddos! Without realizing it until I was only a mile from the 33-ish mile aid station, feeling fucking fantastic. My return trip through this section was much quicker, and I had even managed to pass several folks on the way, leaving me in 7th place once again. Barreling down the hill towards the aid station felt much better this time around, because my family was waiting for me! My eyes danced around frantically searching for them. I finally spotted them, running over to receive our traditional dad-you're-too-schweaty-for-a-real-hug-so-here's-an-air-hug from Izabella, and a real I-can-deal-with-your-schweaty-hug from Xan Man. We talked about their day at the caves as the volunteers and Ang re-filled, and re-iced everything for me. Ang asked me how much Tailwind to mix in, and when I told her, she tried to convince me it was too heavy a mix, but my exhausted mind couldn't do the fancy math, so I ultimately figured , better too much than not enough, right? Wrong! Izabella offered me chicken nuggets, which sounded- and tasted- delicious.







It was so great to see my babies for a few minutes. It gave me an amazing boost, as always!

As I was coating my legs and lower back with muscle rub again, my buddy and pacer Dave appeared. Thank the gods! Dave had driven down from Ohio just to help get me through the last 17 miles, and there's a good chance I wouldn't have finished without him.

After some more hugs (air and real), another half a coke, and a whole bunch of I love you's, I thanked everyone and Dave and I headed back up the hill. I quickly filled him in on how my day had been going as we crested the hill and re-entered the woods. We headed down the single-track at a brisk pace. Before I knew it, we were cruising along, probably too fast, but feeling great. Dave and I haven't got to hang out in quite a while, so we enjoyed exchanging stories as the miles flew by. The day continued to heat up.

Eventually, just as we were coming into the next aid station, my stomach started to get a little tweak. I ate a gas-X (my second of the day), and opted to walk for a half mile, and then run easy for a few miles, until it settled down. Unfortunately, it was at this point in the day that the course ran through a lot of completely unshaded areas. There was quite a lot of full sun running out on those fire roads that I had foolishly thought would be fast sections, while crossing them that morning. The sky had still been so overcast at that time, I just hadn't realized there wasn't any tree cover.

My stomach went from bad, to worse, to holy shit why the fuck am I out here, in an extremely short time. Dave was amazing. He kept talking to me, keeping me out of my own head. He encouraged me to keep drinking and reminded me to take extra electrolytes. For the first time all day, my Tailwind wasn't tasting good; in fact, it was getting to be pretty gross. Had we mixed it too strong? It seemed likely.

All the walking out in the sun, with the temps approaching 90 degrees, was beating me down quickly. By the time we reached the 40 mile aid station, several of the runners I had passed earlier, had caught or passed me back. Dave wisely suggested I sit for a few minutes in the shade of the aid station pop-up tent, to try and get my shit together. We met a couple of nice runners as I sat there, ice wrap around my neck, for the next twenty minutes. More runners passed us, and all hope of PR'ing was gone. At this point, I just had to figure out how to get my ass outta this incredibly comfy camp chair, and to the finish line, so close yet so far away.

A couple of the fellas we met were feeling the effects of the heat as well. The first was a young, muscular dude who was running his first trail ultra; the other was an older, more experienced ultra runner who looked like he felt as bad as me. The young fella and his wife were talking just a few feet from where I sat. I'm not sure what he said, but her response was, "If you even think about that, I will literally cut your eye." Now that's some hardcore crewing right there. This interaction was made even more awesome by the fact that she had a small baby swaddled to the front of her, and she shot me a sly wink when she noticed my eavesdropping. That wink said, "Somebody's gotta kick his ass! He'll thank me for it later!"

I'd love to say that I very wisely sat there in the shade, exchanging anticdotes with the volunteers and getting my shit together, until such time I was confident I could go on- but that's not exactly what happened. While it's true that I was feeling better, even more so than I could have ever imagined only twenty minutes earlier, and that I did listen to a volunteer tell me all about his son's local tattoo shop, what actually got me moving was the deep-rooted need NOT to shit my pants in front of a large group of people. See, for a few miles I had been feeling like I was probably gonna puke or crap. Suddenly, sitting there in some unsuspecting person's camp chair, all those hours worth of liquid calories were in a big hurry to come out. Let's just say the urge hit me so quickly that there were a couple of close calls as I desperately clinched my cheeks as I tried to casually stand and get moving. Dave was still filling his bottle as I headed off (the wrong way) down the trail. Luckily the volunteers pointed me in the right direction :) Once again I forgot my pole. Damn.

As soon as we were out of earshot, I confided my dire predicament to Dave. As is my luck, there were obstacles. First of all, we were in the middle of that forest service road, with a long range of site. Secondly, the hill on both sides of the road was extremely steep. It wouldn't be easy to climb, let alone squat on. I walked faster...and faster...until I had no choice but to drop trow. If you've ever had to hold in a dump...while walking....after more than ten hours of almost nothing but liquid calories, you'll empathize I'm sure. I skittered over the hill at the best place I could find, and Dave, bless his heart....stood lookout.

Without going into too much detail....oh, hell, who am I kidding? I live for too much detail. What happened next closely resembled a Jackson Pollock painting, with some leaves thrown in. All that Tailwind with little in the way of solid food all day, shot out of me like a high pressure power washer. Daaaaaaaaamn!

Dave quickly realized I didn't have my damn trekking pole...again. This time I had left it stuck in the ground, right next to my splatter painting. In the truest display of friendship known to man, Dave ventured in to retrieve it. Now that's above and beyond, people!

The good news was that I felt noticeably better almost immediately. Though still walking, my pace increased and my stomachache was all but gone. Unfortunately, I had a new problem- blisters.

I have never had a major issue with blisters before. After developing small ones here and there, early in my ultra running career, I began experimenting with various solutions. Believe it or not, I landed on cheap cotton toe socks, and they have worked ever since. Of course, they only work when I remember to pack and wear them. Sadly, I didn't even realize I had forgotten them until I began having an issue with some little pebbles rattling around in my right shoe around the 20 mile mark. I very wisely stopped to get them out as soon as I noticed they were becoming am issue. Twice I stopped, as a matter of fact, and then I changed socks, wiped down my feet, and cleaned out my shoes at the aid station. Long story short, I wound up with some pretty crazy-ass blisters on the balls of both feet, as well as on a few toes.
 

Dave continued to encourage me to drink and take electrolytes. He asked if I felt I could run again. I told him I'd like to walk the rest of this road section, which I felt should be ending shortly, because there was still very little shade and I didn't want to push too hard too soon. But then that damn road section kept going and freakin' going, and we began catching up with other walkers. With Dave's encouragement, I began a slow run, following his lead and sticking to the small patches of shade along the edges of the road. By the time we hit the woods again, we had passed a couple of runners and I was feeling pretty darn good!

At the aid station we had refilled my pack, which diluted the Tailwind. It sat much better on my belly, enabling me to drink more. As we approached the final three miles,  I dug deep, knowing that if I could make it there, it was literally all downhill to the finish. I had worked my way back to seventh place, with the final runner I'd passed hot on our heels for about a mile. However, once we hit that final two mile stretch of downhill switchback, I put everything I had left into pounding out the finish. As we hit the road and ran the last 3/4 mile, Dave commented that we were running a 7:10 mile! It felt wonderful. 

As I came through the finish, I looked around frantically for my kiddos. When I saw them my heart swelled and I ran straight to them with open arms. Best way to finish ever! 



While I didn't PR, I accomplished other goals. First of all, I determined that I DO want to be running ultras again, and that a couple of super-long races a year will probably be enough. 

Second, I made it to the finish. I was able to push through the really tough spots and get er' done. 

As always, I could never have accomplished this amazing feat without the love and support of my amazing family. The biggest thanks imaginable goes out to Xan, Izabella, and Ang. You guys rock!

Huge thanks to my buddy Dave, as well. I have a feeling I may have collapsed into my own pile of poop and laid there until someone came looking for me, had it not been for my amazing friend and pacer. Thanks brotha!

I'd also like to thank all the wonderful volunteers , and the race management! You guys put on a wonderful event and took great care of us all. Thank you!


After a couple of days to heal and rest, I emailed a running friend and ultra running genius, Lee Shane, to get her thoughts on my experience with Tailwind and the stomach issues I was having at Big Turtle. She provided some amazing feedback about the effects of a too-heavy concentration of Tailwind, and caffeine consumption during ultras. Hopefully I can use this information to avoid stomach issues at future events.

I sit here now, a week to the day from Big Turtle.  I typically take a full week off after an ultra, to give my body plenty of recovery. That is just what I did this time, and it was, as always, the right choice. My recovery has been awesome. Even my blisters have healed quickly. Monday begins a new cycle of training for my next 100 Miler. 

Life is good.






Monday, September 26, 2016

NYMs 2016 Race Report- Running a Race is a lot Like Running a Race

Since my wife Angie, and I began hosting ultra trail races six years ago, I have been fond of saying something to the effect of, "Running a race is a lot like running a race." I know, I konw...I'm freaking hilarious.  What I mean is, hosting a race is similar to running one- especially a 100 mile race. I always wind up exhausted, chafed, and fulfilled. This year was no exception.
We had right around 150 runners registered again this year. The 25k saw an increase while the 100 miler's numbers were down just a bit from last year. It seems that word about the level of difficulty of Momma has spread :)
The campgrounds were full and most folks came in the night before to hang out, setup, and even lend a hand. I love this community!
Race day began smoothly, with the excitement and anticipation thick and tingly in the air. Two 100 milers opted for the early start at 4:00am. All distances kicked off right on time.
Runners enjoyed cooler than predicted temps in the morning, with overcast skies.  This all changed around 11:00am when the sun popped out and temps shot up. For the next few hours the heat claimed victims in all distances.
The women proved much more resilient than the men (is anyone surprised?), gutting it out and taking the overall wins in both the 50 miler (     ) and 100k (     ).
The 100 mile race had the heaviest casulaties, seeing the lowest finishing rate EVER, with only two of _____ starters able to finish. Greg Trapp became the only person to finish the 100 miler all five years. Congrats, Greg!
Runners accomplished goals, overcame obstacles, and pushed their limits. As always, Momma brought out the best in everyone, and kicked a whole lot of ass in the process.
Thanks to the support of so many awesome volunteers, we had another amazing year filled with lube, love, and lots of PRs.
Our events are all about family and community. Our runners and the entire ultra community are a part of our extended family. Ang and I, and all our volunteers, work to take care of every runner with a level of personal attention unsurpassed anywhere. Check out this list of volunteers:
Dennis Deane
The Amazing Gannon Family
The Equally Amazing Kanke Family
Kathy and Matt Wolf
Shelly Harsha
Matt Kim
Bear & Kitten
Dave Emch
Susie Birdwell
Joel McCreary
Anne Lang
Lauren Kraft
Ben N
Angela Dripps-Chapelle
Jennifer Wilkinson
Angie ' parents,  Marcia and Joe Speakman
Molly
Julie Bowen
AS 3 dudes
Matt Paxton & Union CC kids
Steve Reese
Many, many friends and family of our runners
Nearly all of these folks have been with us since the very first year of Momma. Their commitment to all of you and to Momma is immeasurable. Thank you, thank you, thank you volunteers!
A big thank you to Hammer nutrition for their continued support of our events, which allow us to keep prices low while offering quality products. Also to Aramark for lending us coolers & coffee pots, and providing tons of ice and water.
Big thanks also to all of our runners! I love all you guys and being a part of this amazing community!
The biggest thanks of all goes out to my wife Angie. She works continuously to make every event feel effortless and to ensure every runner feels like a part of our family. From ordering shirts, to washing feet at 2:00am, to making breakfast on Sunday morning,  most of the best things about Momma come from her. I'm pretty sure she even washed her hand between the foot washing and breakfast making.
See y'all next year!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

FTPR 2016- Damn, I'm Tired!




During the three weeks leading up to Forget the PR I felt my energy levels plummet. It began with a sensation of being a bit more tired than usual; then I was down-right exhausted; the exhaustion became a certainty that I was over-trained; until eventually it was obvious that something more was going on. No amount of sleep or skipped workouts was helping. In fact, I was growing more fatigued with each passing day. I wasn’t able to recover from even the mildest of workouts. While I have yet to diagnosis what the hell is happening to me physiologically, I do have a few ideas, which I am narrowing down one at a time. Blah.



Needless to say, the outlook for any race- let alone an event as badass as FTPR- wasn’t good. So I did what any runner would do- laced up my trail shoes, pulled up my big boy britches, and went for it.



As was the case last year, this edition of FTPR was to be my last long run in preparation for O24. This strategy worked out great for me last time around, leading to a 108 mile finish at Outrun. I also had the secondary goal of finally beating my first year PR of 6:17: 29 on Rob’s FTPR course. Considering the way I was feeling in those weeks prior to the event, this seemed like a pipe dream.


My wife, as always, took amazing care of me. We had a stupid-early morning in order to make the two-hour drive in time for the race start; she drove so I could sleep. Helping out when and where she could in the start/finish area as she waited on me, Ang was waiting with a smile between loops, anxiously checking in with me on how the trekking pole holder she’d rigged up on my pack was working; filling my water bottles; reminding me to stay hydrated in the quickly rising temperatures. I can’t ever begin to say what a treasure it is to have a spouse who is so tuned in to my needs.


I opted to use a trekking pole for FTPR again this year. In 2015 I carried one pole for the first loop, which worked out great, except I fucking hated carrying it on the few flat sections of the course- especially the “long” flat stretch between the covered bridge and the State Park campgrounds. Ever since then I have been discussing with Angie what we could rig up to carry the pole when I didn’t need it. (And by "we", I mean her, because I have no skill at projects like this). I wanted something that would make the transition as smooth as possible. Most of the designs we found would require me to stop moving- so Ang just came up with her own design! It was brutally simple, actually. With a small Velcro loop attached to opposite sides and ends of my pack, I was able to slide the trekking pole relatively quickly into them, without needing to collapse it. I can do this while power walking, but I’m not coordinated enough to pull it off while running. At any rate, it worked like a charm, so I was in business with my pole…uh..huh,huh. My pole.


When using a trekking pole, I hear a wide variety of commentary regarding it. “Nice stick, man.” “Using a pole, today, huh?” “How’s that cane working out for ya, old man?” Interestingly enough, the thing I heard most at FTPR was: “You’re just using one?” Admittedly, carrying just one seems weird, and took a little getting used to, but I hate having both my hands occupied during a race. I’m looking to do the grueling 100 mile race, Uwharrie, in the fall, where-in I will definitely be using a pole, so I’ve been training with it for quite some time. It worked out great at FTPR, enabling me to power hike the hills with much better form, and at a much greater pace. It was like a magic wand during my second trip up Big Ass Hill.

After making my way through the gigantic restroom line and taking care of business, I headed over to get checked-in. The 25K line was huge, but the 50K line was empty. Hooray! Between the restroom and registration I must have spoken to a dozen or more running pals. When I found my wife, she was talking to a group of runners she’s come to know well from her time spent crewing me at various races, and through our 50s For Yo Momma and Not Yo Momma’s 100 events. This is my favorite part of FTPR, and of the ultra/trail scene as a whole- the camaraderie. Hundreds of familiar faces, and hundreds more potential friends. So cool.


The 50K race began with a quick message from super-RD, Rob Powell. Runners made our way up to the start area. I was chatting with a couple of ultra beasts- Annie Lang and Lauren Kraft- when suddenly everyone was running around us. Whoops! We had completely missed the ready, set, go moment. I fucking love ultras :)
Away we all went. I settled into a slow and comfortable pace, as my plan was to run conservatively for the first (18 mile) loop, and see what I had left for the second (13 mile) one. Immediately the fatigue I’ve been feeling caught up with me, causing me to wonder how the hell I was gonna do this. I quickly kicked those thoughts in their ephemeral nuts, focusing on the beautiful day and the next small section of the course in front of me. By the time I'd reached  Big Ass HIll, I was feeling better. Ironic, isn’t it? The gladness of running with my “stick” washed over me as I power-hiked BA and his little brother, with a nice, fast downhill stretch in between.

As I approached the Fire Tower aid station, around 6 miles in, I ran into George Themelis. We chatted for a few minutes, laughing at how we have been Facebook friends for a long time, but rarely have had the chance to speak in real life. We ran the last small hill into the aid station together. At the FT, Robbie Gannon and family were there with smiles and water. Seeing these guys helping out at races always boosts my spirits. Here’s a family who’s getting it right. You guys rock!

At the aid station I took a minute to strip off my long-sleeve shirt. There was still a nip in the air, but the temps were already rising steadily. It was immediately apparent that I had made the right decision. Aaaahhhhhhhh!


Cruising the nice downhill, I discovered I was feeling much better! Then I missed the freaking turn at the bottom of the hill, but immediately realized what I had done and turned around. A quick two miles later and I was greeted by so many happy people at the covered bridge that I dare not list them for fear of leaving someone out. Huge thanks to you all!

Everyone took great care of me, even braving my sweat - soaked shirt that I had stuffed in my pack, in order to fish out the Ensure stashed in the bottom.

I have been determined to work Ensure into my arsenal. During training runs my stomach has coped well with the dairy delight. Unfortunately,  I haven't had any luck using it while racing. This was my last (failed) attempt. I had been feeling pretty damned good until downing the Ensure. Almost immediately afterwards my gut was like, “What the fuck did you just do to me, asshole?! Oh, you're gonna pay for that shit!” And pay I did. My stomach never fully recovered, and the first 6 miles of loop two were pretty awful.


At the start of loop two I grabbed my Ipod and plugged into the Nerdist Podcast. I'd like to give a special shout out to Chris Hardwick, John Cusack,  and Kevin Bacon for talking me out of my own fucking head for those awful miles.


By the time I had made it back to the covered bridge, the two Gas-X I had consumed had worked their magic. I was leaving a trail of noxious green vapor in my wake, but by - God I was feeling better!


The section of this course that runs from the covered bridge back to Mohican Adventures has always been torturous for me. A large part of it is really, really flat, and call me crazy, but I'll take climbing over flat any day. Knowing this, I decided to pay closer attention and even note the mileage my first time through. I'm so freaking glad I did this. The entire section is less than four miles, with only about 2.5 miles of flat. Boy had a built it into some kind of nightmarish hell-land that it just isn't.

I walked out of the covered bridge on the last loop, schpritizing myself with ice cold water while chowing down on a delicious gluten free snack bar. The sun was working full bore on this loop and many runners were battling dehydration.  Thankfully I had managed my own needs well, consuming plenty of electrolytes and wiping myself down with an ice-water soaked rag at each aid station.

As soon as I hit the woods I was able to start running pretty well again. Knowing I had less than four miles to go, I kicked in the last reserves I had and managed to maintain a pretty decent pace all the way to the finish. I kissed my pole...again I say, bwaa ha haa. .. and thanked it profusely for helping me up the last couple big climbs.


Ultimately I finished in 6:18:14- 45 seconds slower than my FTPR PR. Ain't that some shit?
However, I got my awesome five year buckle and was super happy to be able to run much stronger than I thought possible that day.

I celebrated with Frosty-dipped fries and a bacon cheeseburger. Mmmmmmmmm, nummy!

Thanks so much to my amazingly fantastic wife, Angie. Without her, none of my insanity would be possible :)

Thanks also to Rob Powell and his wife Johnna, and all the amazing volunteers. You guys make this a top-notch event year after year.

O24, here I come!






Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Apple Pie Dreams


 
I'm  a dreamer. Always have been. I've dreamed of being able to make my living as an artist and/or writer since college. I've dreamed of covering my body in permanent artwork since I was ten. I've dreamed of competing on a couple of reality shows for more than a decade. When you're dreamer of huge dreams, you are the recipient of a plethora of disappointments; but sometimes... after years of toil and hope and almost's....one of those dreams comes true.
 
 
Of all the huge dreams I have had and still have, sky diving has probably been with me the longest. In fact, I've had it so long, that it was more of a fantasy than an actual possibility, in my early years. After all, a lower-middle class kid from small-town Ohio had little hope of achieving such a fantastical goal. That's part of what appealed to me; it wasn't quite impossible, though highly improbable. I love, and NEED, goals like this in my life at all times. My dream to sky dive has accompanied me from as far back in childhood as my memory banks go. It was with me during my emotional teen years, through my Goth period, through my twenties and all the way until, here I am, 39-years-old, standing on the border of dream and reality. On the shore of hope, with the tide doing what it always does, slowly creeping closer...closer....It's almost at my toes. Almost. The anticipation is so beautiful I have to let it was over me slowly, savoring every drop.. .
 
....I did it!!! Holy shit! I actually did it!
 
 
 
After a loooong drive from my in-laws place in Polk City, FL to the SkyDive Ultra race site in Clewiston; a check-in process that was stream-lined but still time consuming; a quick run-down with my instructor, Joe, on what was expected of me (blessedly little); and an incredibly short plane ride up to 14,000' where-in I felt so calm and collected it almost freaked me out (especially considering the restless night of "sleep" I'd had as I imagined every terrible possibility of things going wrong); I did it! I jumped!
 
Technically, I just sat there while Joe did all the work. There were five jumpers and five tandem instructors in the plane. We were packed in to the two rows of bench style seats. As we quickly gained altitude, the instructors began latching and clicking the various straps, harnesses, goggles and what-have-yous, while running through the instructions one more time. Head up; knees bent; arms out when instructed; pull chord when instructed; have a blast!
 
 
 
Having had issues in the past with my ears popping on flights, I chomped away on a piece of grape Juicy Fruit, which seemed to be doing the trick.
 
I glanced at the provided altimeter- 2,000'. Wait a sec. Joe told me we'd be going to 14,000' for the jump. The needle on the altimeter would go all the way around past twelve and back to two. To the casual observer- me- it looked like we were pretty fucking high. I assumed we were close to our goal, but seeing the needle already at the two, I had to clench the cheeks up tight to avoid shitting the cool-ass flight suit provided for me. Did we really have another 12,000' to go?! Already the land below us was nothing but abstract squares and rectangles closely resembling a Rothko painting. Despite all these things, we were in fact, still climbing. *Gulp*
 
 
 
As we neared the actual drop point, Joe instructed me to slide along the seat, stay in a sitting position, and wait for his cue; a simple three, two, one...and....we were flying; well, we were falling with style.
 
 
 
I immediately forgot the few basic instructions, unable to do anything but whoop out my battle cries of "fuck yeah" and "woo hoo." Joe had to put both my head and my legs in the correct position, which he accomplished expertly.
 
Sorry, Joe!
 
Free-falling was every bit as bad-ass as I'd hoped. watching the earth slowly zoom in as gravity worked its will on us; fear, excitement and overwhelming happiness competing for the top spot. Being completely enveloped in the moment of on of my oldest and greatest dreams coming true was the purest magic.
 
Before I could say "holy shit" for the eighthundreth time, Joe placed my hand on the chord. As the chute deployed, the force of our deceleration yanking us upward in a warm embrace, an icy-hot ball of emotion exploded in my chest.
 
 
 
It was at this point that my ear drums began to hate my guts. Big hate. The biggest fucking hate ever. They were cracking and popping like mad until the pressure built to a point that I could barely hear. I chomped my gum madly and re-focused on the moment. This was where I needed to be now- living this moment to the fullest; I could deal with my ears when we landed.
 
Joe handed over the controls, showing me how to do the cool spin move each way. While this increased the pain in my ears, it was a fucking blast.
 
 
 
A little less than two minutes after we'd expelled ourselves from the plane, we sailed in on our asses for a smooth as a baby's butt landing. Awesome.
 
 
 
Now I had to deal with the reality of my ears, which was growing into an ever-increasingly crappy situation. Fuck. I have been waiting for this moment for most of my life. Right now all I wanna do is hug my wife, call my kiddos and tell them all about this awesome experience, and bask in the magic. Unfortunately whatever was going on with my ears was effecting my equilibrium. I walked like a two-day drunk, feeling light-headed and nauseous. Plus, my hearing was still fucked.
 
How the hell was I going to run 50 miles? In temps up to 80+ degrees? On a course with zero shade?
 
How do journalists like Christian Amonpour and Hunter S Thompson deal with the unexpected pit falls of life like this? Thompson lived with the fucking Hell's Angels for God's sake! He had to have more than a few experiences that left him too sick or destroyed to continue- but he went on. He gonzo'd the shit out of life. Amonpour has reported from front-line foxholes. Has she ever had a case of the screaming shits from drinking the water in some third-world hell-hole that she had to fight through for a scoop?
 
My wife and one-woman crew, Angie, set me up a seat in the shade of our mini-van. The SkyDive Ultra start is set for non-jumpers, fluid for jumpers. The 50-miler was underway by the time I landed, but there was no way I could start running in my current state. My stomach rebels in the heat under the best circumstances, which these were not.
 
The minutes ticked by as I sat uncomfortably in my faded camp chair. Waves of nausea crashed down on me with every small turn of my head. My eardrums continued to imitate Snap, Crackle & Pop. I've never been able to stand doing that hold your nose and blow, ear-pop thing, but in sheer desperation for relief I gave it a try. Oww.
 
Running through various fixer-upper scenarios in my woozy noggin- not a damned one of them seemed as if it would stand a snowball's chance of success. 20 minutes walked by.30. 45. Fuck.
 
My family and I were to begin our week of relaxation on a Caribbean cruise the morning after this race. the SkyDive 50 miler was supposed to be a training run in which I actually raced the 50 in preparation for my first 150 mile attempt at Potawatomi Trail Runs in April this year. My best case scenario plan had been about nine hours. Given the heat and humidity that would have already been bumped to ten hours. Given my current state of dilapidated sheik, I would be lucky to finish sub-12, if at all. The race start, fluid as it is for jumpers, was bumped up about an hour from the original guesstimate. Now I was sitting here, another hour about to trickle by.
 
All this shit spinning around inside my head served only to exasperate the nausea. I made a decision. Switch to the 50k, push through the pain and get my ultra finish, and still finish within the time I had originally allotted (thereby not forcing my family to sit around waiting on me all dang night). Step 1: Easy first loop. I'd take the first 7.5 mile loop as slow as necessary, feel out the course and my situation, and make further assessments from there.
 
Walking towards the timing tent I began to feel slightly better. The nausea eased up as I moved around. Weird, but cool. I was still a little dizzy; still corked up aroundabouts the ear holes; but a manageable mess. Yippe. Then I had this thought: this is what ultra's are all about, right? Pushing through the bad shit and coming out stronger on the other side. Never giving up. Redefining your limits. Of course, the bad shit usually doesn't start before your fucking race, but hey, what're you gonna do?

At the timing tent I was pleased to meet the legendary Mike Melton who hosts the Ancient Oaks 100 in Florida, and provides top notch timing at events all over the country. He'll even be in my neck of the woods in May, timing the O24 trail race in Kirtland, OH.

Unfortunately I had to meet Mike for the first time as one of "those people", changing my distance at the last minute on race morning. 

Sorry, Mike!

After stumbling from mysteriously locked bathroom, to over-occupied bathroom to sweltering but vacant porr-a-john, I received another curveball- no TP. I needed TP for my bung hole on a very bad way. Never one to back down from a challenge, I scraped the tiny remnants from the three empty cardboard tubes, pinched the 1" square I'd gathered between two fingers, squinted my eyes into tiny slits, and made as precise a movement as ever I have made in my life. It was like a surgical procedure. A work o(f)art. 

Sitting in the swear box of sweat for some minutes did my nausea no good at all, but I felt progressively better as I trod back to my make shift aid station. 

The day was already sweltering,  so I soaked a bandana in refreshingly cold water , placing it neatly under my bright white technology cap. A bottle of tailwind, a bottle of water, a quick kiss from my #1 cheerleader and captain, and I was on my way.

A mile in I felt better than I could have dreamed only fifteen minutes earlier. It was at this same time I realized I'd forgotten both my iPods  and my phone. Typically I can lean on podcasts, audio books and music to pull me through the toughest parts of ultras. Naturally I'd wanted to start with one of my faithful pick-me-up to ease the suffering I expected to feel this first loop. Add that to the growing list of just my luck.

While the nausea was manageable and I no longer felt as if I might topple over at any moment, it was clear that I wouldn't be setting in records today. I settled into a cautious pace, enjoying the course and the people as I went. My mind wondered, thankfully, as I ran; keeping me out of my own head for the most part. 

Since I had planned to run 50 miles, I hadn't bothered checking the race instructions for I found on the other distances. Knowing that the course was 7.5 miles per loop, even my somewhat slushy brain could multiply 4 x 7.25 and come up with 29. Since 50k is roughly 31 miles, I assumed we'd have to run a fifth loop, but I was scared to look. I left it in the ether for the time being.
 
I came in for the first loop in 1:11, feeling cautiously optimistic. It wouldn't be pretty, but I would finish.
 
Did I mention how awesome my wife is? She was anxiously waiting to get whatever I needed as I approached our mini-van aid station, set-up about 100 yards from the start. She had a bucket of ice water and a sponge ready for me! Aaaahhh! Soaking my body down from head to toes, I felt even better.
 
Many times when I am running, I begin thinking of things I need, or need to do, when I come into the aid stations. If it's a relatively long loop I use an acronym to help me remember all of them. I was in such poor shape that all could come up with was this:
 
Egb. Sisae.
 
E- Electrolytes
G- GoPro
B- Bandana
 
S- Shoes
I- iPods
S- Socks
A- Ass cream (My scrap of TP hadn't been enough to prevent some serious monkey butt.)
E- Ensure
 
I switched to my New Balance Minimus after discovering how soft and non-technical the course was. I also ditched my tall, black socks, as the sun was somehow being sucked into my calves through them.
 
I walked out of the aid station drinking my Ensure. One mile later I realized I forgot my fucking iPods. Again. Balls.
 
After eating a Paleo diet for nearly three years, I recently made the decision to give it up. While there are many aspects of Paleo that I enjoy, and while I'm glad I did it for that time, I was beginning to feel limited and as if my body was missing something it needed. For the past couple of months I have been training with Tailwind and Ensure, which have worked well.
 
For the SkyDive Ultra, I planned to drink a serving of Tailwind per loop, and one Ensure every second loop. I'd also add in date logs and homemade energy bars on the non-Ensure loops.  Feeling good-to-go for loop two, I had chugged the Ensure, assuming the worst of my stomach issues were behind me. Oh how wrong I was.
 
Upon finishing the Ensure, my stomach kicked me squarely in the nuts. With no iPod to turn to for comfort, this was a painful loop. I struggled to the three mile aid station port-a-john, killing ten minutes as grunting away. Though I forgot my iPod, I did remember to strap on my GoPro, so there is some tasty footage of this crucial moment in my race.
 
About this same time I realized I had left my timing tracker back in my van. I had taken it off to change my shoes and socks, and in my hurry to get back on course, left it behind. I let the girls working this aid station know, and ask them to please record the time I came through.
 
Sorry girls!
 
This loop saw me doing a lot of walking and struggling to maintain a 9:30 pace. I let myself get into a really low place as my mind re-visited a possible 5-loop, 36.25 mile, 50k. After suffering through twenty more minutes than loop one, I had to face Mike and tell him that not only was I the person who switches distances on race day, but now I was the guy who lost his timing chip.
 
Sorry again, Mike!
 
At my personal aid station I immediately searched for the chip, to no avail. As if my poor wife didn't have enough crap to put up with outta me this day, she continued the search as I went through my mental checklist again. iPods! Check! Sponge cool down; check. Tailwind and water refills; check. Force down date logs; check.
 
Off I went on loop three, armed with some fantastic epsiodes of the Nerdist podcast! First up, the lovely and talented Krysten Ritter! Halfway through the lap, the crazy-interesting Joe Rogan took over.
 
When I came in from loop three my kiddos had just arrived! Yay! Talk about the greatest boost ever! Seeing their smiling faces perked me up like nothing else could. My daughter gave me a sugar cookie and an air-hug, while my son braved my stench for a real life hug.
 
Rejuvenated, I buckled down for loop four. I felt better, but the heat and utter craziness of the day had worked me over like a two-dollar whore. 10-11 minute miles were all I could muster, even with a good amount of walking mixed in. I was dreading the last loop, but the Nerdist was working wonders.
 
Coming in for the last loop, my wife saved me for the 47,000th time in my life. She had overheard a couple next door discussing a change in the last loop set-up for the 50k. Apparently it was originally slated to be a one mile out-n-back strip, but had been changed to a run out to the three mile aid station. From there you could be picked up, or walk a short-cut back to the finish. We double-checked with the race officials, and hot damn! It was true! I hit the trail with a new zest!
 
Because the universe had given me all my good luck at once that day- in the form of allowing me to not die during the sky dive- it now had to give me one more slap in the face to balance things out. I forgot my phone, thereby requiring me to walk back from my finish spot. It was all good though! A little Hillary Swank to round out my Nerdist listening for the day, and I finally did it. I finished one of the toughest damn races of my life! Coming in at 6:42 and change, it ranks as one of my slowest 50k's, but damn it- it's one of my proudest finishes!
 
Fortunately- and surprisingly, I had no stomach troubles after the race. I was even able to celebrate with frosty-dipped Wendy's fries! Yummy!
 
Two weeks later, and my ears still haven't fully recovered. I saw my doc and she informed me that I, "Really did a number," on them. Currently I am taking a prescribed steroid to relive the fluid built up in there. No pain, just a little pressure and the sense that I fucked something up.
 
Despite the misery of my day post-sky dive, I would highly recommend this event. The RD, Eric Friedman, is a dude I'd love to party with. He loves bacon, is a great dude, and puts on one helluva race!
 
I'm sure I met only a fraction of the crew it takes to host this event. Eric must have a slew of devoted, super-awesome, bacon-cooking baddasses helping him. I can't imagine the logistics of dealing with sky divers who aren't running, sky divers who are running, tandem versus solo jumpers, which of the numerous race distances each person is running, and on and on the list goes. It's gotta be total insanity.
 
Mike Melton did an amazing job providing the event timing. He's a super nice guy and didn't kick my ass for being a pain in his.
 
The volunteers were top notch! Thanks to you all!
 
The sky diving process was streamlined and the instructors were incredible. Thanks again, Joe!
 
The finisher's medals- HOLY SHIT!! If you can find a bigger, more bad-ass 50k finishers medal- well...you can't! Definitely my new favorite.
 
If you can handle a sunny course with no shade, just remember what the website says...there's no elevation change after the first 14,000'.
 
Thanks to all involved for a great event!